Sunday, April 13, 2008

Mmmm, tasty!

Photo courtesy of Thomas Hannich, at

Fond of a good ol' dollop of Cool Whip on your slice of cake? After all, you don't do dessert very often, do you? Just a little indulgence on the weekends to make up for the monklike asceticism with which you ascribe to your dietary regime on weekdays. And in a further attempt at righteousness, it's "whipped topping", not whipped cream - there's only 25 calories in each nine-gram serving. Who needs cows and butterfat any longer? Talk about having your cake and eating it too!

Before you go out and grab another tub from your local grocery store to replenish your supply of creamy goodness, read this.

(God forbid you ever get hemorrhoids, but if you do, you know where you can find immediate relief at only 41 cents per ounce...)

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